Hogzilla on October 31st, 2008

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CarbKiller on October 31st, 2008

In honor of Halloween I thought I’d suspend my intended blog for today to give you a math problem   Does NOT equal     It usually equals   In the meantime I’m going to revel in my day off from working out. *whimper*

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Hogzilla on October 31st, 2008

So I can fly far, far away don’t have to run anymore. Why did I think this was a good idea? If I had forgotten about the 76 extra pounds that I’ve been carrying around for a while, then I remembered them last night. If I had forgotten how much I hated running during my […]

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CarbKiller on October 31st, 2008

Short note about my workout, I did it. More running tomorrow. Meh. In other news, I went to buy gas today. It was mostly an excuse to go to Target but hey there was a gas station right there so might as well, right? So I’m sitting at the Costco gas station waiting for the pump when […]

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CarbKiller on October 30th, 2008

Do you feel you deserve a reward for surviving the longest election run-up in the history of the world? Well Krispy Kreme has your back (and your ass and thighs). To steal a line from the ridiculously awesome movie Airplane! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue eating donuts. If anything I think […]

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Hogzilla on October 30th, 2008

First of all, I feel great today. Seriously. By yesterday afternoon I wasn’t sore and had loads of energy. I’m waking up every morning, almost an hour before my alarm and I’m feeling RESTED. This is a good thing. Also, I feel very good that I will NOT be running with a fanny pack, unlike […]

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CarbKiller on October 30th, 2008

Well, today was day two of my life as a road runner. (Oh how I miss my easy elliptical machine at the gym!) There is something liberating about…okay who am I kidding. Running still sucks. A lot. And if you’re like me you have the double-whammy. What better experience is there then huffing and puffing […]

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CarbKiller on October 29th, 2008

I haven’t done anything yet. Haven’t run. Haven’t found my ipod charger, nothing. But days 1-3 have reminded me of muscle groups I haven’t identified since I took anatomy in college. Anyone else relate to this picture today?

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Hogzilla on October 29th, 2008

I’m sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now because my whole body feels like it has been put through a meat grinder. Will someone please bring me 3 Advil, then open my mouth and shove them down my throat for me? Kthxbai. I met my friend at her house and we decided to […]

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CarbKiller on October 28th, 2008

(Notice this is about Tuesday) I am currently humming “The sun will come out tomorrow” from the musical Annie. I’m not as cute as the redhead kid with curly hair but I get the it has to get better then this, feeling. In spades.   Today’s exercise in lunacy was a strategic error. I am not yet disciplined […]

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