Hogzilla: Fat Chick Slacking II

Yeah. I’m a bad blogger. Spank me.

Please spank me?

I’ve not only been a bad blogger, I’ve been a bad motivator.

Actually, let’s talk about that for a second. What the fuck is wrong with you guys…looking to me, a self professed lazy ass, for motivation? Really? Was the internet short on Motivational Blogs the day you decided to google ‘Fat Chicks Running?’

Forgive me Fat Chicks, I have sinned.

It’s been 1 week since my last work out.*

I’ve consumed numerous fermented beverages and foods covered in cheese.

I’ve spent most of my time writing, editing or farting around Facebook and I haven’t ‘had time’ to exercise.

what’s my punishment?

*I am headed to they gym now, I promise.