Fueled by caffeine, hip-hop and determination, I set out to kick ass at the gym.
I did 30 mins on the Elliptical and I “ran” the first mile in 11.45 at an incline, officially breaking my 12.50 rut. The 2nd mile was slower, coming in at 12.30. I slowed it down slightly after that, alternating speeds and I still managed to do 2.5 miles in 30 mins. This gave me a happy.
And then I did abs and officially made this machine my bitch.
They were putting the “Mel’s Bitch” sign on it as I left.
Then I did my weight routine and as I headed out the door, my new gym boyfriend walked in. He was sorry to see me go, he said. But not too sorry, I caught him sneaking a peek at my jungle booty as I strutted out the door.
You. Rock.
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