Dear New Year’s Resolution Gym Goers, Get the fuck out of my gym. Seriously. Now look, I’m not trying to discourage you from your fitness goal. I promise. But do you all have to go at the exact same time? Do you know what the gym smells like when every one of the machines are […]
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So I have this relationship, a shallow but physically satisfying relationship with my refrigerator. And my pantry. And all the aisles of my local grocery store. Well, except the hardware aisle, I don’t get cravings for duct tape (shut up Feisty). The truth is chocolate is not my downfall. Sweets, chips, candy, etc aren’t my […]
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