Dear 24 Hour Fitness,
I would like to thank you, honestly, sincerely thank you, for the club I found about 11 miles from my house. It is lovely. Truly lovely. There are TVs. Like 10 of them and each set to a different channel!
And MACHINES. Oh so many functioning machines. And there is a whole area for weights and circuit training and it’s just…beautiful.
I got on one of the treadmills and started walking and light jogging (mostly walking). After about 45 minutes I got bored watching the 4 TVs in my direct line of sight. But Hark! What’s that I saw way of there?
ED HARRIS! In uniform looking HOT!
So of course I had to stay until The Rock ended.
Two hours. TWO HOURS of cardio.
Oy vey my aching quads.
Tags: CarbKiller, YAY!
YOU ARE THE FUCKING QUEEN. No movie would inspire me to stay on the treadmill for two hours. Maybe Matt Damon standing naked in front of the treadmill. Live. And in Person. Promising me hours and hours of reward time under the covers if I stayed on the treadmill for two hours…MAYBE that would convince me. But he would have to be live. and naked.
Here is the thing, if he was live and nekid I wouldn’t be on the treadmill…