Well we certainly keep doing this, don’t we? I’d say I feel like Kristie Alley except I haven’t weighed 145 in the last three years. Frankly, even with the weight gain girlfriend is doing better then I am. ouch
And for those of you who have been checking this blog, vainly for some sign from the two worst bloggers in America. Take heart you’re about to be bribed. I have a $25 Barnes and Noble AMAZON.COM gift card and I’m not afraid to use it.
Contest Rules:
Every day for the next 7 days I’m blogging with a picture that might explain my recent absence. Post a comment and you become eligible for a chance at a $25 Amazon.com giftcard. One entry per person, per day please.
And so we begin.
Perhaps I stowed away on this ship?
You went to Disneyland, rode on Pirates of the Caribbean and they bribed you with martinis. That’s why you haven’t been blogging.
You were probably taken by all those pirates you know matey?
Ah…you were marooned on a desert island with a devilishly cute pirate who, while sipping on a martini, taught you new meanings for the term “booty”? 😉
you are on a yacht with pirate poolboys?
You were totally wasting away with Jimmy Buffett in Margaritaville. Good girl. and also FINS UP!
(yes, I am a pirate.)
What do you do with a drunkin’ sailor?
What do you do with a drunkin’ sailor?
What do you do with a drunkin sailor?
Er-lie in the morning?
A ship would be fun with hot pirates. I’ll take it.
If Johnny Depp was there, I want pics of that!
You became a female pirate and sailed the south seas picking up gorgeous men to be models on your books?
You were marooned on a desert island with Capn Jack Sparrow. You drank martinis and rum til it was gone. “And why is the rum always gone?”
Aaaaarrrrrggg!
AAHHH…not another pirate blogger !!
love your website!
gonna go hunt down jack sparrow?
Hittin’ up some pirate bar! Drink up!