9 Jun 2009
Categorized As: CarbKiller, contest

Well we certainly keep doing this, don’t we? I’d say I feel like Kristie Alley except I haven’t weighed 145 in the last three years. Frankly, even with the weight gain girlfriend is doing better then I am. ouch

And for those of you who have been checking this blog, vainly for some sign from the two worst bloggers in America. Take heart you’re about to be bribed. I have a $25 Barnes and Noble AMAZON.COM gift card and I’m not afraid to use it.

Contest Rules:
Every day for the next 7 days I’m blogging with a picture that might explain my recent absence. Post a comment and you become eligible for a chance at a $25 Amazon.com giftcard. One entry per person, per day please.

And so we begin.

Perhaps I stowed away on this ship?

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  1. Julie Hurwitz says,

    You went to Disneyland, rode on Pirates of the Caribbean and they bribed you with martinis. That’s why you haven’t been blogging.

    dated June 9, 2009 at 7:37 pm

  2. christie says,

    You were probably taken by all those pirates you know matey?

    dated June 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm

  3. Julie Trevelyan says,

    Ah…you were marooned on a desert island with a devilishly cute pirate who, while sipping on a martini, taught you new meanings for the term “booty”? ;)

    dated June 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm

  4. mima says,

    you are on a yacht with pirate poolboys?

    dated June 9, 2009 at 10:30 pm

  5. ChubbyBunny says,

    You were totally wasting away with Jimmy Buffett in Margaritaville. Good girl. and also FINS UP!

    (yes, I am a pirate.)

    dated June 9, 2009 at 11:08 pm

  6. Charlotte McClain says,

    What do you do with a drunkin’ sailor?
    What do you do with a drunkin’ sailor?
    What do you do with a drunkin sailor?
    Er-lie in the morning?

    dated June 9, 2009 at 11:19 pm

  7. KJ says,

    A ship would be fun with hot pirates. I’ll take it.

    dated June 9, 2009 at 11:58 pm

  8. Crystal Jordan says,

    If Johnny Depp was there, I want pics of that!

    dated June 10, 2009 at 12:16 am

  9. Kissa Starling says,

    You became a female pirate and sailed the south seas picking up gorgeous men to be models on your books?

    dated June 10, 2009 at 12:56 am

  10. shellgirl says,

    You were marooned on a desert island with Capn Jack Sparrow. You drank martinis and rum til it was gone. “And why is the rum always gone?”


    dated June 10, 2009 at 4:28 pm

  11. Roseli A. Bakar says,

    AAHHH…not another pirate blogger !!

    dated June 10, 2009 at 10:49 pm

  12. sarah says,

    love your website!

    dated June 12, 2009 at 12:36 am

  13. Chris says,

    gonna go hunt down jack sparrow?

    dated June 14, 2009 at 5:07 am

  14. Carly K says,

    Hittin’ up some pirate bar! Drink up!

    dated July 7, 2009 at 1:47 pm

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