Some people have sex dreams. Steamy dreams involving

Hollywood heartthrobs

ripped athletes or

gorgeous male supermodels.

I dream about

Yes, I dream about Oompa Loompas.

More specifically I had a dream last night where I started running the Disneyland half marathon in a cute pink skirt and top combo which was perfect with my Heidi Klum body and luscious blond hair (I am a proud brunette). I ended the race as Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate factory and it took six Oompa Loompas to roll me across the finish line.

Um…yeah.

11 Responses to “Sex Dreams”

  1. Hogzilla says:

    okay, you know they freak me out, right? like I kinda have a oompah phobia? you did not have to post their pics here, just so you know.

  2. Ha ha ha ha! Okay I’m seriously giggling. I love it! And I agree with Mel, they freak me out. Actually the whole movie freaks me out. Both versions.

  3. Caitlin Greene says:

    well, did you at least dream the version where Johnny Depp is Charlie???

  4. That’s just…disturbing. It almost beats my favorite: http://robinlrotham.blogspot.c.....dream.html

  5. CarbKiller says:

    Okay Kaitlin’s comment was too funny. (I never saw that version because I like Johnny Depp, I prefer him as hot and dirty and not creepy).

  6. Leigh Royals says:

    Are you sure that’s a sex dream?

  7. Jodie says:

    LOL!

    Talking about sex dreams, I had a dream my husband came back from the future to kill me (he was really a terminator) and i blew his circuits having sex with him! I. am. awesome.

  8. Caitlin Greene says:

    CarbKiller — i will take that man anyway i can get him from Jump Street 21 straight up to his new movie Proven Guilty, he is yummeh

  9. ChubbyBunny says:

    sorry — I didn’t hear anything past Johnny Depp.

  10. CarbKiller says:

    LOL Leigh. That was the whole point. Some people get hot sex dreams and I dream about oompa loompas (though not in a sexual way, thank goodness!)

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