Dear Scale (again), You thought you could piss me off this morning when you gave me the finger, didn’t you? I bet you thought if you just showed a teensy bit of progress (fucking half pound. screw you) that I’d give up and dive into a bowl of cheese dip and a growler of Diamond […]
Dear Scale, Thanks. Seriously. That -1/2 pound that you moved this morning really makes all that hard work, my sore ass, and the lack of booze worth it. I promise, it didn’t feel like a fuck you at all. Loathe Love, Mel
Many years ago during my misspent youth a little band named TLC came up with a song named Waterfalls. It, of course, had nothing to do with waterfalls. Me? I’m a purist. When I think of waterfalls I think of: That’s Iguazu Falls stretching between Brazil and Argentina. It’s one of the largest waterfall systems […]