Did you ever play that game as a kid when you were standing in line for water fountains at recess and you’d hassle the kid drinking with “one, two, three, WATER HOG!” (You had to scream the water hog part). I vaguely remember this from elementary school. Flashforward numerous years and let me tell you, […]
Dear Scale, (Oh good grief I’m talking to the scale like HZ) I reject your numbers. Your numbers are wrong and mean and they mean nothing to me. I’m rubber, you’re glue, and whatever number you flash bounces off me (quite literally, I’m still quite bouncy you see) and sticks to you. You suck! Totally […]