CarbKiller on July 27th, 2009

I know, I know, it is way too damn early on Monday morning to reference Darwin but I can’t help myself. I spent the whole weekend sitting on my butt, not working out (two days off in a row for the first time in over a month!) and I’m ready to get back to work. […]

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CarbKiller on July 26th, 2009

Has a casting call in Los Angeles. They’re looking for couples who need to lose 100 pounds which stinks because I honestly don’t have 100 pounds to lose. Plus $250K would be nice.   And I heart Bob. I really do. Not enough to gain weight but still… For those of you who are in the […]

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CarbKiller on July 25th, 2009

So… I might have taken this little “plateau” (what a ridiculously benign-sounding word for such a nightmare) a little personally. It might have been when my weight loss stalled.  For over a week. It also might have been the day I ate exactly 1260 all day. And somehow GAINED 2 pounds. I’m sure that was some kind […]

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CarbKiller on July 23rd, 2009

Did you ever play that game as a kid when you were standing in line for water fountains at recess and you’d hassle the kid drinking with “one, two, three, WATER HOG!” (You had to scream the water hog part). I vaguely remember this from elementary school. Flashforward numerous years and let me tell you, […]

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CarbKiller on July 22nd, 2009

Okay, let me be totally humble here and tell you all that I have been a dieting LEGEND. Seriously. I’m impressing the hell out of myself. There are several reasons I’m giving myself a particularly big high five today: 1) I’ve actually limited my snacking. I eat three small meals, have the occasional piece of […]

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CarbKiller on July 21st, 2009

I don’t know if this is a sign I’m losing my mind or what. But I could swear I’d already blogged today. Seriously. Is there a gap somewhere in the blogiverse where good blog entries go to hide or something? I had a great blog, an important one about vinegar. Two weeks ago a series […]

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CarbKiller on July 20th, 2009

When your Lexus paint job matches the trim on your house. In other news, it was a lovely weekend. A number of my friends including HZ were boozing it up at a conference in our nation’s capital so I decided to stay home and workout like a crazy person. Friday: an hour on a kayak […]

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CarbKiller on July 14th, 2009

My friend Kara from grad school once dated a guy whose name I’ve forgotten. That’s right, I don’t actually remember his name. (Devin? Aaron? ARG!) Heck, I don’t even remember what he looks like. But this guy will forever live in my memory because he was cute and, conveniently, he was a personal trainer. Yes, […]

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CarbKiller on July 12th, 2009

My watermelon addiction is seriously impeding my weight loss. I’m convinced of it. Do I have proof of this? Yes, thanks to The Weight Watchers Food Scale. I broke this puppy out when I realized it was impossible for me to make it through the summer without cold seedless watermelon. I love watermelon. LOVE IT! […]

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CarbKiller on April 20th, 2009

Okay, there is “busy” and then there is *BUSY* and my life right now is totally insane. I spent all of last week at real estate seminars. I’ve rapidly been trying to learn everything from Foreclosures to Short Sales to whatever else. Today I interrogated interviewed a residential real estate appriaser. That was fun. So […]

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