Some people have sex dreams. Steamy dreams involving Hollywood heartthrobs ripped athletes or gorgeous male supermodels. I dream about Yes, I dream about Oompa Loompas. More specifically I had a dream last night where I started running the Disneyland half marathon in a cute pink skirt and top combo which was perfect with my Heidi […]
I would like to send out a big shout to the makers of Dreyer’s ice cream. Last night I ran into the local 7-11 after my workout desperate for water and mistakenly passed the freezer section. This little gem <—————————————– called to me like a dockside hooker beckons sailors. Like so many sea-faring men before […]
I went to the gym today. Gorgeous isn’t it? Doesn’t it just look clean and lovely and make you want to go workout? This isn’t a gym it’s a health palace. Too bad it’s not my health palace. My gym looks more like: Okay granted I took the picture while walking on the treadmill but […]
I had a houseguest this weekend. Now, under the best of circumstances I am a really crappy hostess. I am not a big entertainer so if you’ve made it to my house it’s because we are friends on some level. I further assume you must like me to put yourself at my hostessing mercy for […]
Taken from Wikipedia: The DEFense readiness CONdition (DEFCON) is a measure of the activation and readiness level of the United States Armed Forces. It describes progressive postures for use between the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the commanders of unified commands. DEFCONs are matched to the situations of military severity. Standard peacetime protocol is DEFCON […]
Okay yes, that image has nothing to do with this blog post, it was just totally gratuitous. You’re welcome. My run today was quite jubilant as you might imagine. I am gleefully…yeah okay screw it. So I ran. The good news is it was pretty decent. I didn’t feel like hell or anything. The bad […]