Hogzilla on October 2nd, 2012

Last night, our fearless Bootcamp leader seemed to have much contempt toward legs and asses. I mean–wow. I get it. It’s supposed to hurt. I’m supposed to be tired. I know I won’t wake up with Beyonce’s ass if I don’t work for it–but DAMN. Really? My legs give new meaning to Rubberband Man. I […]

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Hogzilla on September 27th, 2012

-2.4 lbs this week.   -7 lbs total 5 Bootcamps down; 4 to go. Color Run team is registered and we are gonna have a fantastic time! LR Half-Marathon Team is registered and we’re gonna kick some ass. I feel great. Tell me again why do I think it’s okay to “take a break” from […]

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Hogzilla on September 25th, 2012

The title of this blog post looks like an algebraic equation. Maf hurts my head. Last night was bootcamp class #4 and it was a tough class. The toughest so far…however, it felt almost easier. All the walking I did last week in between classes paid off! Yippee! I’m the right amount of sore this […]

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Hogzilla on September 20th, 2012

6 to go… Bootcamp week 1 is over…and to celebrate, I weighed…to the tune of -5lbs! yippee! Today, I walk. Tomorrow I walk. This weekend…more walking. And when my abs stop punching me from the inside, I’m sure I’ll do some more ab work. Right now, laughter feels like ab work. I’m proud of myself. […]

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Hogzilla on September 18th, 2012

I think it’s safe to say that every morning after bootcamp blog will begin with OUCH. Yes, I’m sore and yes, I’m pretty certain my legs are made of overcooked pasta and sponges, however, I am sleeping like the dead! And waking up with very little problem. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, makes it worth the […]

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Hogzilla on September 13th, 2012

The people in the picture are lying to you. There’s no smiling in bootcamp! There’s sweating, moaning, groaning, WTFing and possibly some bleeding…but definitely no smiling. So, I survived. It is gonna be hard, but I’m determined to complete the 9 sessions. These are last night’s lessons learned: Nobody is pretty at bootcamp. Except for […]

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Hogzilla on September 10th, 2012

Depression can be very, very sneaky. It can grab a hold of you when you least expect it…and then what do you do? Well, if you’re me, you try to eat, drink, and sleep it off. And then you wake up fat and dumpy slightly more curvy than expected. (And winter is coming (hur hur)…I […]

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