Definitive proof that Gerard Butler and I belong together. “My late night pigging-out binges. I went to my fridge the other day and was so angry there was no bread. I called my assistant and said, “what happened to the bread?” She said, “Your trainer told me to take it!” – Gerard Butler, on his […]
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There really isn’t a better way to explain why yesterday’s meeting was on a yacht. The economy sucks and it was as cheap as renting a conference room for 300 people. How weird is that? The yacht company took several opportunities to tell us the yacht was available for wedding and bar mitzvahs. Um…yeah. That’s a […]
I am going on a yacht today. I’m taking : my cell phone with emergency GPS. matches a reusable water bottle Granted, the yacht is not supposed to leave the dock. It’s just a business lunch. But I’m not stupid, I’ve seen Gilligan’s Island. Wish me luck! As for the workout thing yesterday: 2 hours gym, 1 […]
Today’s Box Score (so far) 1 hour rollerblading (kicked my butt) 1 hour on stationary bike (meh) Plans include: 1 more hour on stationary bike before bed 100 situps on ab ball Observation: Stationary bikes are the workout equivalent of celery. I don’t actually think it does anything but it’s more productive then just sitting […]
I know, I know, it is way too damn early on Monday morning to reference Darwin but I can’t help myself. I spent the whole weekend sitting on my butt, not working out (two days off in a row for the first time in over a month!) and I’m ready to get back to work. […]
First of all, a huge shout out to CK for taking the blogging reins and running with them while I was at conference in DC last week. She is a rockstar. I had planned to blog as soon as I returned, but then promptly came down with the plague. Unfortunately, I did not vitamin up […]
Has a casting call in Los Angeles. They’re looking for couples who need to lose 100 pounds which stinks because I honestly don’t have 100 pounds to lose. Plus $250K would be nice. And I heart Bob. I really do. Not enough to gain weight but still… For those of you who are in the […]
So… I might have taken this little “plateau” (what a ridiculously benign-sounding word for such a nightmare) a little personally. It might have been when my weight loss stalled. For over a week. It also might have been the day I ate exactly 1260 all day. And somehow GAINED 2 pounds. I’m sure that was some kind […]
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Did you ever play that game as a kid when you were standing in line for water fountains at recess and you’d hassle the kid drinking with “one, two, three, WATER HOG!” (You had to scream the water hog part). I vaguely remember this from elementary school. Flashforward numerous years and let me tell you, […]
Dear Scale, (Oh good grief I’m talking to the scale like HZ) I reject your numbers. Your numbers are wrong and mean and they mean nothing to me. I’m rubber, you’re glue, and whatever number you flash bounces off me (quite literally, I’m still quite bouncy you see) and sticks to you. You suck! Totally […]