I have 4.5 weeks until my book launch party. I have a goal of losing 12 lbs between now and then. IF I accomplish that goal, I will be at my lowest weight in 12 years. Yes, since before I had my last child. You see, I didn’t lose the baby fat after I gave […]
Michael Jackson died? Have you ever played that game? Where where you when. For example . . . Where you when the Challenger blew up? I was watching the event on a tv along with the entire population of my tiny montessori school. The challenger blew up and we cheered because we thought that was […]
Thursday’s survey question: At what point does it become ok to kill your neighbor? Isn’t there a too-stupid-to-live-put-them-out-of-their-misery rule somewhere? Last night I awoke at 12:30am to the sound of the fire alarm in my unit shrieking. Went to check it out and discovered water pouring through the alarm and two light fixtures. AGAIN. This […]
Dear Idiots-who-run-my-housing-complex, Ordinarily I don’t think of you very fondly. You’re anal and annoying. You insist on stupid stuff like professional window washing three times a year which leaves all the dirt and causes me to lose window screens because the contractors never show up on the day you tell us. Or, you pervs sit […]
So an evil friend of mine who shall remain nameless (mostly because I can’t remember which evil friend is responsible) sent me a link to a website that has basically become an addiction. Forget PerezHilton and his celebugossip, this stuff is priceless. It’s like watching Darwin in action. If they put this stuff on reality […]
I went to Walmart the other day to enable my coffee habit. Ordinarily I don’t spend that much time in Walmart, I walk in, buy the thing I need and leave. Mostly because I spent so much time at Wallyworld in grad school I feel like the Waltons made enough money off of me. Anyway, […]
Okay I guess technically it wasn’t a floating banana because this time my kayak was blue (YAY!). But I did decide to forego a gym workout for some solid water time yesterday. For those of you who have never been on a kayak let me say this: You know how female swimmers have amazing bodies […]
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Some people have sex dreams. Steamy dreams involving Hollywood heartthrobs ripped athletes or gorgeous male supermodels. I dream about Yes, I dream about Oompa Loompas. More specifically I had a dream last night where I started running the Disneyland half marathon in a cute pink skirt and top combo which was perfect with my Heidi […]
Some of us are slackers, some of us are busy, some of us are never freaking home. Some (me) are all three and take their exercise where they can get it. Then there are others of us who embrace their fatchickness even though they are weightwatchers lifetimers *WOOT* and they workout and then tell us […]
Well, apparently I was so excited (or ashamed) of my absence I actually forgot to click “save changes” on yesterday’s blog. Damn. Let’s just pretend I did it on purpose and encourage my lovely, creative readers to *think up related activity of your choice* for yesterday. It was that kind of weekend. Anyway, I have […]
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