Some people have sex dreams. Steamy dreams involving

Hollywood heartthrobs

ripped athletes or

gorgeous male supermodels.

I dream about

Yes, I dream about Oompa Loompas.

More specifically I had a dream last night where I started running the Disneyland half marathon in a cute pink skirt and top combo which was perfect with my Heidi Klum body and luscious blond hair (I am a proud brunette). I ended the race as Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate factory and it took six Oompa Loompas to roll me across the finish line.

Um…yeah.