It seems like nowadays everyone and their mom is on the internet. With the possible exception of my mom who is on the internet but only visits three sites regularly (not including this one) and still uses AOL email. Every time I nag her about moving to gmail like the cool kids she reminds me that she […]
Okay I’ll admit it, I’ve been something of a mopey-pants since Saturday morning. Not because there is anything wrong with a 5K. Alright I’ll stop BSing, there is something seriously wrong with the 5K. There were no medals. Come on people a medal costs like a dollar to make right? And it would look so […]
Running a race is a lot like a final exam. You can’t just show up and expect to pass unless you’ve put in some kind of effort. Some people prepare for months and sleep deeply at night secure in their efforts. Others realize 24 hours beforehand that 80% of their overall grade is riding on […]
There really isn’t a better way to explain why yesterday’s meeting was on a yacht. The economy sucks and it was as cheap as renting a conference room for 300 people. How weird is that? The yacht company took several opportunities to tell us the yacht was available for wedding and bar mitzvahs. Um…yeah. That’s a […]
Dear Idiots-who-run-my-housing-complex, Ordinarily I don’t think of you very fondly. You’re anal and annoying. You insist on stupid stuff like professional window washing three times a year which leaves all the dirt and causes me to lose window screens because the contractors never show up on the day you tell us. Or, you pervs sit […]
Before you leave the house for a run, go pee. And then go pee again. Because if you’re drinking as much water as I am, you should be able to pee on demand. I tell you this because tonight, even though I peed before I left to go for my run, it wasn’t enough. So […]
Continue reading about Hogzilla: public service announcement
A little birdie told me my friend HZ’s FIRST EVER book finally has a face cover. It’s a hysterically funny young adult book because we all know if HZ is awake she’ll make us laugh. Buy this book. It will be a fantastic summer gift for your teenager so they don’t drive you insane. (Yep, that’s Mel, […]
The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on “donating a mammogram” for free (pink window in […]
I live in a bubble. No, not as in boy in a bubble but as in total media blackout. I literally get on long enough to blog and that’s it. That being said I heard about the Australian fires like I do many other things. My mom told me. I went online a discovered: The […]
I’d just like to send out a huge YOU GO GIRL! to my partner in crime who just pounded out an obscene number of pages to finish her manuscript! You rock HZ!