There are so many ways to gain my respect: 1) Cure something. (I mean really is that a no-brainer or what) 2) Invent or develop something that makes my life easier. 3) Offer me chocolate or coffee for any reason whatsoever. For a long time I thought those were my top 3. Now I have a new […]
For the first time ever I crossed the starting line as soon as the gun went off. This was important because it meant when I reached the finish line the clock time displayed would actually be pretty close to my actual time. That was definitely a nice side benefit for competing in a small race! […]
Gee CK, how was your race? I got passed by a woman using walking sticks and wearing an adult diaper. Yes, really. No matter what else I type about this race, I just want you to know that in my mind the 2009 Inaugural Los Angeles County Half Marathon will stand out in my mind […]
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Dear Friday, Thanks for kicking my ass. Really, would it have hurt you to allow me to achieve ONE single thing today? Apparently today was a CarbKiller shut out. I’m still not sure why I got out of bed. Let’s look at my schedule shall we? My goal for the day was to go pick […]
See, I told you to pretend I’m standing on a boat!
So I walked down to the Long Beach Half Marathon Race Expo today. I had to pick up my packet and my tags and my tshirt that makes me look like a stuffed sausage. On my way back I accidentally ran into one of these… How weird is that to see on a public beach […]
Dear Scale, (Oh good grief I’m talking to the scale like HZ) I reject your numbers. Your numbers are wrong and mean and they mean nothing to me. I’m rubber, you’re glue, and whatever number you flash bounces off me (quite literally, I’m still quite bouncy you see) and sticks to you. You suck! Totally […]
My watermelon addiction is seriously impeding my weight loss. I’m convinced of it. Do I have proof of this? Yes, thanks to The Weight Watchers Food Scale. I broke this puppy out when I realized it was impossible for me to make it through the summer without cold seedless watermelon. I love watermelon. LOVE IT! […]
Thursday’s survey question: At what point does it become ok to kill your neighbor? Isn’t there a too-stupid-to-live-put-them-out-of-their-misery rule somewhere? Last night I awoke at 12:30am to the sound of the fire alarm in my unit shrieking. Went to check it out and discovered water pouring through the alarm and two light fixtures. AGAIN. This […]
Okay I guess technically it wasn’t a floating banana because this time my kayak was blue (YAY!). But I did decide to forego a gym workout for some solid water time yesterday. For those of you who have never been on a kayak let me say this: You know how female swimmers have amazing bodies […]
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