He’s cute. He’s a trainer. He’s a he…and he has a bit of a mean streak.

Methinks he might even be a little sadistic. Good thing that turns me on, huh?

Seriously, he likes adding a “little” extra weight. Or making me push a “little harder”. I think he likes the sex noises I make. hahaha Probably they don’t sound like sex noises like I’m imagining. I think I probably sound more like a grunting walrus. But whatever. In my mind it’s sexy. And we all know the only thing that matters is what I think.

I have 12 days left til my 5K. I’m totally stoked about it. I can’t wait, actually. I hope I manage to run the entire way…and once I complete it, I’ll be looking for a 10K to run in a town near you! Okay, maybe not. But I’m kinda thinking it might be fun to plan my next race around one of my upcoming trips. Or plan an upcoming trip around a race.

I really wanna go to the beach…and maybe by the time I’m ready for my 10K I’ll have a beach bod (or almost a beach bod) so I think I’ll start looking in the Redneck Riviera area…I can run my race then celebrate my accomplishment while lounging on the sand, listening to the surf, and sucking down a frozen beverage…

Who’s with me?

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One Response to “Hogzilla: Cute Little Trainer Boy’s mean streak”

  1. CarbKiller says:

    Isn’t it crazy! If someone had told me I’d be considering trips based on race schedules I would have told them to put the crack pipe down.

    I’ll be in SF for the half marathon in 2010. You’re welcome to join me although weather-wise we’ll both be freezing our chichis off.

    There is always Orlando or Anaheim for crazy expensive Disney half marathons in warm weather.

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