-.6 lbs I managed to do cardio 3 days last week plus 2 days with my trainer. I struggled getting all my calories in. I had 1 bad food day, but it was Valentine’s night, and who cares. My trainer sent me my menu for the next 3 weeks. I bought the food last night, […]
Hey ladies! If you’ve got big boobs and you cannot lie…tell me, doesn’t running suck? I love my Krakens. I really do. They are things of art. They make me want to believe in a higher power. My cleavage makes the gods weep. But let’s face it, trying to strap down these 38Gs so that […]
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Good Monday Morning FatChick Readers! How was your weekend? Mine was wet, but that didn’t matter because look at my new kicks! Aw yeah. They are awesome. I was hoping to break them in at the Big Dam(n) Bridge this weekend, but it was just too rainy. The water from the sky forced me to […]
Anyone out there but me remember Morris Day and the Time? Specifically, do you remember their song: The Walk? (aside–it was the very first ‘dirty’ song I remember understanding was dirty…) Anyway, there is a verse that goes: Who? Me? I wear baggies, zip, snap, and drop. Easy access baby. Yes, before you get a […]
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The summer is over. The book has launched. (have you bought your two copies yet? why not?) and now I’m back. I’m officially down 35 lbs from January. I’m a happy girl about that. But I’m getting flabby because my workouts have been sparse and erratic. Need to get back to a regular routine. It […]
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He’s cute. He’s a trainer. He’s a he…and he has a bit of a mean streak. Methinks he might even be a little sadistic. Good thing that turns me on, huh? Seriously, he likes adding a “little” extra weight. Or making me push a “little harder”. I think he likes the sex noises I make. […]
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So, I met with Cute Little Trainer Boy 2 tonight for my first personal training session. CLBT 2 and I talked last week about changing up my workout routine so I can jumpstart past the plateau and meet my goal of -12 lbs by March 14 (which is now -10 lbs, by the way–buying my […]
I tried ZUMBA last night. It’s a Latin based dance/aerobics that is more fun than exercise should ever be. It takes the basics of interval training by speeding up your heart rate for a few mintes then slowing it down for a few…all the while you shake your hips and get your groove on. Here’s […]
I did it. I took the Powerhouse 90 class tonight. Apparently 4 nights a week, they focus on 4 different exercises. Monday: Legs and Lower back, Tuesday: plyometrics (WTF?), Wednesday (tonight): Chest, Arms, Shoulders, Upper Back, Thursday: Yoga I thought we’d do some push ups, but mostly free weight work. Um no. All push ups, […]
So, there’s this new class at my gym. It’s called the Powerhouse 90. And Cute Little Trainer Boy recommended I give it a try to help jumpstart my metabolism and weightloss. He suggested I add this class once or twice a week, on top of my 4-5 days of running and 3-4 days of weight […]
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