I owe this blog at least 27 posts. Okay, maybe not literally but every day that passes that I don’t in some way chronicle the insanity that is my quest for race bling I feel guilty about it.
That counts for something right?
Maybe I should write sentences:
I will not skip another blog day. I will not skip another blog day. I will not skip another blog day. I will not skip another blog day. I will not skip another blog day. I will not skip another blog day.
Except my writing is not neat and pretty like a font. My real writing looks something like:
See! It’s just like Googling “illegible prescriptions!” (and yes, I just googled illegible prescriptions. Click the picture to see it’s origin)
On a side note, since we’re talking about writing sentences as punishment. Do kids even write sentences as punishment anymore? Maybe I’m dating myself.
Suffice it to say I apologize for being a blog slacker.
K?
K!
Let’s get started.
I know your first question is: Where the hell HAVE you been CarbKiller?
Well my dears, I’ve been walking, jogging, running and doing scientific experiements on myself.
No, not the creepy turn-into-a-creature-and-eat-people kind of experiements. I leave those for:
Besides, I’ve heard humans don’t taste like sprinkle donuts and are very high in calories. Totally useless to me.
Seriously though. Scientific experiments.
More on that tomorrow since I just realized I left my camera cord at my house and I’m visiting my parents.