Funny how CK is trying to blame me for her CA Marathon Medal obsession. All I did was call her and kevetch about being a lazy ass while all these people were running around me and decided right then I should train for a marathon. CK is the one who jumped all in and decided […]
Dear girl with the long flowing Barbie hair and perfect round ass–you have replaced Hawiian Tropic bitch as person I hate most at the gym. At least have the decency to put your long, flowing, wavy, blonde locks in a pony tail, Barbie Hair Girl. Dear girl with the man shoulders. You and your man […]
So the book is done mostly done. Monday was a terrible day and it was a fantastic day all at once. I wrote 52 pages in one day. Let me tell you, that is a miracle in and of itself. One should not inflect that kind of stress on one’s brain though because it has […]
I’d like to blame several people straight off the bat. First, I’d like to blame HZ for starting this whole thing. Before that fateful phonecall I was just a lazy fat chick who kept promising to workout…tomorrow. Then we started this blog and all of a sudden looking like an ass in front of most […]
Continue reading about CarbKiller: A glimpse into my twisted mind
Taken from Wikipedia: The DEFense readiness CONdition (DEFCON) is a measure of the activation and readiness level of the United States Armed Forces. It describes progressive postures for use between the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the commanders of unified commands. DEFCONs are matched to the situations of military severity. Standard peacetime protocol is DEFCON […]
Okay I’m sure you’re all tired of this by now, I’ve been writing loooong posts and they’re mostly un-funny but one last post I swear! Things I have learned: (not to be confused with old tips which still stand but need updating) 1) Try on your tshirt before take it home with you. FatChicks tend to not understand […]
I’d just like to send out a huge YOU GO GIRL! to my partner in crime who just pounded out an obscene number of pages to finish her manuscript! You rock HZ!
As I mentioned in yesterday’s blog my half marathon began with me lining up behind what amounted to the “slow but determined runners and walkers” sign. It was neat seeing how many people there were. The best part was they were people in every shape, color, and age and EVERYONE was excited. I realized at […]
Continue reading about CarbKiller: The Surf City Half Marathon Recap
Just so you know this is going to be really long and detailed and probably several parts. What do my shoes and my half marathon finisher surfboard medal have in common? They’re both MINE! (WOOT) What’s the difference between my shoes and my surfboard medal? When I bought my shoes they came home with me immediately. When […]